i'm sure you don't care..but we both know you'll read them anyway

So, here are a few Random facts. None are life altering, and probably 100% useless, but whatever.

• If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
• Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
• The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had
• The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
• The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.
• Diet Coke was only invented in 1982.
• On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.
• The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
• "Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you."
• The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.

Well I'm sorry for wasting your time, but I'm sure you enjoyed reading at least ONE of those. Maybe not.

oh and ps. i'm not actually sorry at all.

this is the cat's pajamas

Why is it that people who own cats are ALWAYS crazy!?!?! WTF is going through this woman's mind as she made this video? At times I think she's obviously joking, but NO, I'm prettttty positive this crazy hag is Serious! The Cat picture on her wall in the background, the stuffed tiger, the fact that she is molesting ..I mean, massaging, her cat is too much to comprehend. This wack job needs to get some help. quick fast. But I do have to give her props for providing the world with such amazing entertainment.

Meow .

Who let these people have children??

OK, I am not a parent, so I can't judge 100%, but honestly, this is just wrong. I was on the bus the other night, and it was late, just after 11pm. This lady gets on with her little girl (maybe 6 or 7) with a big load and groceries and the little girl is carrying one of the huge packages on toilette paper. The little girl instantly went to a double seater, laid the package at one end, and curled up and used it as a pillow and fell a sleep while we were driving. Ok, I know life happens and schedules get crazy, but who has their young child out  at 11 at night grocery shopping!?!? The poor child literally fell a sleep within minutes of laying down. It's no wonder there are so many messed up, ghetto people in the world! Look how people are raising their children these days! (and no, I don't mean EVERYONE)

Shameful.

it's ma life

ok i know i JUSSST shared a video of Nichole337, but I couldn't pass this bad boy up!!!

Glamour shot of the day....

All I can say about this is, WOW!

walking and shopping, walking and shopping

I can't even recall how long I have been the BIGGEST fan of Nichole337 (youtube her), BUT she is da bomb. She usually does covers of songs, which are hilarious, but this is an ORIGINAL that She, herself wrote. I doubt you'll believe me as it's beyond amazing. I feel bad keeping her a secret for so long, but I guess it makes her Checklist Debut that much more special ;)

matchy matchy matchy

Well, last night I was on the bus and I saw quite the sight. The picture isn't the clearest, but you get the idea. This Woman decided it was a good idea to match her BANGS to her Scarf, and her Scarf to her Purse, and her purse to her OTHER purse. WTF? What goes through peoples minds when they leave the house for the day? First of all, dying JUST your bangs ANY color is not a good look on ANYONE. Second,  matching every accessory on your body is just lame. Third, when you COMBINE the 2 horrible ideas, you instantly become a hot mess. Ok, not even a hot mess, just a MESS.