ATTENTION SMOKERS: you stink. really. bad.

Ok, people smoke. It's a fact. All smoking is gross and makes you look like you just walked out of a trailer park. enough said. BUT, if you are going to smoke, there is NO need to smell like you were attacked by an ash tray and there is no need to force everyone else into smelling your smoke-smothered in cologne/purfume-smoke stench. I've met plenty of people who smoked who you would have no clue even knew what a cigarette was. This I can handle. But when you roll around in burnt tobacco and then want to sit all up close to someone on the bus, or lean over them at work, polluting their air with your rotting hockey gear like body odour, then you need to check yourself, before you wreck yourself!

take a bath and quit the cancer sticks. and do it yesterday.