Bite Me Gently...

This post is in tribute to one of the greatest people I know. Real names will not be used in order to protect her 'Celebrity Status', so we will call her Shellburn...or Shelufagus..whatever rolls off the tongue (or finger tips) easier.  Shellburn is the friend that will always take it to the next level, but in a good way. She'll take it to what everyone else is thinking, but too scared to say it out loud.  From stories about 'carpet', to ro-gain, to being on your knees, she's told them all! Wouldn't trade this Home girl for nuttin'. But let me warn you, don't cross this chick or you'll regret it. Don't catch her with a migraine (so EVER) or she will knock a witch out!

To the one and only,  here's to another 50 years as Queen of the front desk ;)