FB status overload..

OK, so you ALL know you have those few people on your facebook who spend more time writing out their status's then actually living their lives....let's look at a few examples:

The Ghetto chick:    My Baby mama drama is too much. All deez hoes need to slow their roll wit my man. Dats my king. We had pasta for dinner and then we're going to the store and then we are coming home to snuggle and watch tv. I love my life, my man is all that. To all the haters, keep being jealous bc we all that.

The people who think you give an eff:   Scrapbooked today with my mom and sister. Then we are going to watch survivor tonight while making cards and having a potluck. I'm cheering for the young team. I can't wait to see what happens next week. I better start doing my homework for tomorrow so I can go to the gym after. So fun!

The people who want you to know their every move: 

• 10:15 am - Going to the gym and then breakfast.
• 10:45am - Home from the gym, eating bacon and eggs then shower then school
• 11:20am -  On the bus on my way to school. Don't want to go to math, so lame
• 12:00pm - Subway for lunch with the crew, then class, then mall after school then out
• etc. etc. etc.

Honestly people, you're status is for funny sayings, a BRIEF description of what's up, or inside jokes. Please no minute by minute updates. And you KNOW you've all seen those people who write about all the drama in their lives and when you comment asking what's wrong, they say they don't want to talk about up. WHY DID YOU WRITE YOUR WHOLE LIFE STORY IN YOUR STATUS THEN???

I update my status, you know you do to, and it's fine, but PLEASE do not write your life story in your mutha puppin' status. NO ONE CARES.