i'm sure you don't care..but we both know you'll read them anyway

So, here are a few Random facts. None are life altering, and probably 100% useless, but whatever.

• If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
• Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
• The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had
• The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
• The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.
• Diet Coke was only invented in 1982.
• On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.
• The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
• "Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you."
• The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.

Well I'm sorry for wasting your time, but I'm sure you enjoyed reading at least ONE of those. Maybe not.

oh and ps. i'm not actually sorry at all.

this is the cat's pajamas

Why is it that people who own cats are ALWAYS crazy!?!?! WTF is going through this woman's mind as she made this video? At times I think she's obviously joking, but NO, I'm prettttty positive this crazy hag is Serious! The Cat picture on her wall in the background, the stuffed tiger, the fact that she is molesting ..I mean, massaging, her cat is too much to comprehend. This wack job needs to get some help. quick fast. But I do have to give her props for providing the world with such amazing entertainment.

Meow .

Who let these people have children??

OK, I am not a parent, so I can't judge 100%, but honestly, this is just wrong. I was on the bus the other night, and it was late, just after 11pm. This lady gets on with her little girl (maybe 6 or 7) with a big load and groceries and the little girl is carrying one of the huge packages on toilette paper. The little girl instantly went to a double seater, laid the package at one end, and curled up and used it as a pillow and fell a sleep while we were driving. Ok, I know life happens and schedules get crazy, but who has their young child out  at 11 at night grocery shopping!?!? The poor child literally fell a sleep within minutes of laying down. It's no wonder there are so many messed up, ghetto people in the world! Look how people are raising their children these days! (and no, I don't mean EVERYONE)

Shameful.

it's ma life

ok i know i JUSSST shared a video of Nichole337, but I couldn't pass this bad boy up!!!

Glamour shot of the day....

All I can say about this is, WOW!

walking and shopping, walking and shopping

I can't even recall how long I have been the BIGGEST fan of Nichole337 (youtube her), BUT she is da bomb. She usually does covers of songs, which are hilarious, but this is an ORIGINAL that She, herself wrote. I doubt you'll believe me as it's beyond amazing. I feel bad keeping her a secret for so long, but I guess it makes her Checklist Debut that much more special ;)

matchy matchy matchy

Well, last night I was on the bus and I saw quite the sight. The picture isn't the clearest, but you get the idea. This Woman decided it was a good idea to match her BANGS to her Scarf, and her Scarf to her Purse, and her purse to her OTHER purse. WTF? What goes through peoples minds when they leave the house for the day? First of all, dying JUST your bangs ANY color is not a good look on ANYONE. Second,  matching every accessory on your body is just lame. Third, when you COMBINE the 2 horrible ideas, you instantly become a hot mess. Ok, not even a hot mess, just a MESS.

ask da puddy cat

As we all know, life gets tough and sometimes we just wish Miss Cleo was around to give us some answers. Not always possible. For me, I usually turn to my horoscope app on my Blackberry to give me some direction for the day.  But NEVER Fear, Psychic Cat is HERE!

This GENIUS site is amazing. From what I have experienced, "Psychic Cat" requires you to ask Yes or No Questions.  But this hot little pussy will you get the answers you need in no time!

Almost as good as the Snuggy, I now reveal to you, http://www.thepsychiccat.com/

Enjoy!

DO DA STANKY LEG ~~~

OK, I'm not sure who told these ballers that they looked good, but someone must have because I swear they have videos of themselves dancing to pretty much every song ever invented. Who ever lied to them & said they had ANY talent needs to repent. Asap. How these girls haven't had heart attacks yet from throwing their pleasantly plumb bodies all around the room while thinking they're Willow Smith & whipping their hair back and forth, is beyond me. Power to these homes girls, but heaven have mercy on them.


*dedicated to my roommate, Ben-Jammin*

What NOT to do when going down town...

So I went out last night to celebrate a friends birthday. Everything was fine and dandy on our part, but the disgraces we saw while out were almost unbearable.

#1: Don't be out, in your late 20's (or any age for that matter) looking like a dirty prostitute posing as a cougar. You are not hot, nobody wants to see your nasty hooker outfit, and you are wayyy too old to be out with your grandma friends trying to look cute.  Here is a PERFECT example:

#2: I don't care WHAT you look like, but especially if your out wearing a shirt that makes you look like effing Steve from Blue's Clues, do NOT be eating each others faces in public. Save your STD's for the bedroom. That is all. Thank you.

And #3: Don't be a douche in public and force the cops to take you away. Drinking and having fun is one thing, but acting a straight fool is just asking for it. So when you're in public, have some type of self control. Nobody needs the cops showing up, and nobody needs to be so drunk that they can't function. And if that is the case, get some better friends who will at least take care of you. Amen.

And if you do decide that any of these offences are for some reason something you want to try, you need to take you, your Ed Hardy T-shirt, & your nasty looks and go somewhere else.

Jesus Take The Wii

I've been a fan of Kim Dong Won for some time now. Youtube says he's a male, but that's questionable. His covers though, are some of the most entertaining. This Asian Persuasion will knock your socks off...ok maybe not knock your socks off, but he'll give you some laughs for sure! haha Enjoy

just for laughs

This HAD to be shared.

flying cars

OK, I actually don't mind this song, so I am not going to hate on it. BUT has anyone watched this video?? The Giant ring twirling around in the water and his 'magical' car flying overhead while he creepily stalks his poor ex girlfriend. What is going on!?! Who told Nelly that this would be a good idea for a video? It's like Lord of the Rings meets Back to the Future, Meets Nelly ville, meets Honey I shrunk the kids. LAMEST VIDEO EVER. Nelly, you should have stuck with that Band Aid across your face and voluptuous girls dancing around you. At least that kind of made sense. Kind of.

Lest We Forget...

Well it's Remembrance Day today so I thought I would send out a Thank You to all of the amazing people who have, and who are still, serving our country!  So take the time today to remember and just be thankful.

REMEMBER.

you're not homeless, so stop looking like you are...

OK, this is for the ladies, and no not ALL ladies, so calm down. I have nothing wrong with girls playing sports, or working out, and wearing appropriate clothes when doing so. But what I do think is a huge problem, is those girls who look manlier then the guys they date. The ones you see in their sports clothes or baggy gym clothes, ALL THE TIME. Really, you look homeless.  I'm not saying you have to be in a prom dress 24/7....but t-shirts that fit your boyfriend or baggy pants or man shorts are unacceptable, unless you're playing a sport or at the gym. To all the guys stuck dating the girls who can't take 5 minutes to at least put on a Girly t shirt or hoodie, I feel bad. To each their own, but had to put it out there.

fb overload round 2

Because of popular demand and the increasing fb status's regarding the worst idea fb has ever had (quizzes) I have decided to dedicate a post to just that.

The creator of the FB quizzes must be making BANK. The amount of trash they spit out each day is unbelievable! Who honestly has the time to come up with THAT many stupid ideas for a quiz?! 'How many children will you have', 'What type of underwear are you', 'What color are you',  'What kind of space ship are you', 'What disney character are you' ....FACEBOOK does NOT effing know, and nobody else WANTS to know...so stop blowing up everyones news feeds with your waste of time, IQ decreasing, white trash FB Quizzes. 

Nobody wants to know which style of wedding dress you are, or if your name is sexy, or if you were meant to be Marilyn Monroe in another life. Do the world, and their FB news feeds a favor and stop worrying about what stupid Gem Stone you are and STOP TAKING THESE RIDICULOUS QUIZZES!

.....dedicated to my home girl Amy Crewe ;)

new does not = old

Vintage: Vintage is both a noun and an adjective. 
As a noun it means "wine from a particular year or crop". 
As an adjective it refers to things from a certain era, especially old or antiquated. 

I'm sorry people, but you cannot MAKE something vintage. It just doesn't work that way. But good try. People just slap the word 'vintage' onto anything and everything to make it 'cool' or because they know vintage items are in style, and they think by adding it to their 'creations' that they will suddenly have some credibility to them.  I'm sorry, but last time I checked, if you JUST made something, it's pretty new. aka, the opposite of vintage. You see clothing that has 'Vintage' written across it..What!? That's like writing 'Camouflage' across a plaid shirt and expecting people to believe it's actually a Camouflaged shirt. 

Screaming girl.wmv

Ok, I know this has been circling and is probably a bit played out at this point, but there's no way she wasn't going to make it onto my Checklist...she's CRAZZZY!

One question: Where are her Parents? She's like 10 and having swearing seizures while singing. GET THIS GIRL SOME HELP!

reee not Fiddy~

Bahaha this is the best one yet!! Someone get this kid an award! I don't care if you guys are haters or not, but this kid is all that! Doin big thangz!!!!

HOE-Prah

OK,  I get it. She's famous, got more money than the rest of the world combined, she's BFF's with Obama. But seriously Oprah, do you REALLY need to be on EVERY single cover of your magazine? We know it's yours. And honestly, do People even read it?? We all know even if she never sold one copy she'd probably still keep it going, just so she could pose on every lame cover. Listen money bags, take you, your girl friend Gayle, and get outta town!

Now I know nobody really cares about Oprah & her lame magazine, but this chick had to be exposed!

FB status overload..

OK, so you ALL know you have those few people on your facebook who spend more time writing out their status's then actually living their lives....let's look at a few examples:

The Ghetto chick:    My Baby mama drama is too much. All deez hoes need to slow their roll wit my man. Dats my king. We had pasta for dinner and then we're going to the store and then we are coming home to snuggle and watch tv. I love my life, my man is all that. To all the haters, keep being jealous bc we all that.

The people who think you give an eff:   Scrapbooked today with my mom and sister. Then we are going to watch survivor tonight while making cards and having a potluck. I'm cheering for the young team. I can't wait to see what happens next week. I better start doing my homework for tomorrow so I can go to the gym after. So fun!

The people who want you to know their every move: 

• 10:15 am - Going to the gym and then breakfast.
• 10:45am - Home from the gym, eating bacon and eggs then shower then school
• 11:20am -  On the bus on my way to school. Don't want to go to math, so lame
• 12:00pm - Subway for lunch with the crew, then class, then mall after school then out
• etc. etc. etc.

Honestly people, you're status is for funny sayings, a BRIEF description of what's up, or inside jokes. Please no minute by minute updates. And you KNOW you've all seen those people who write about all the drama in their lives and when you comment asking what's wrong, they say they don't want to talk about up. WHY DID YOU WRITE YOUR WHOLE LIFE STORY IN YOUR STATUS THEN???

I update my status, you know you do to, and it's fine, but PLEASE do not write your life story in your mutha puppin' status. NO ONE CARES.

                      

Shimmy Shake~

I can't take credit for the list of amazing things to look for while watching this video, but I had to use it because it makes the viewing THAT much more amazing.

1)creepy cowboy picture on the wall
2)whatever happens at 3:21
3) the finger points throughout
4) only word he/she knows is 'crash"
5) shimmy shake at 5:12

I'm sorry people, but why subject yourself to this type of embarrassment??

Anyway, this video is pretty much amazing and I may have already watched it more than 5 times.

The month of zee dirty stach

Well, unfortunately it took me THIS long to dedicate a post to some amazing mustaches, but I've made up for it with some pretty 'sick wit it' pictures. Enjoy and grow your Mo'

Nuff Said.

Even Wal-Mart doesn't deserve this!!!

Ok, i'll let you take a look at a few REAL life people, and then we'll discuss why this is a problem. If you vomit before you make it to the bottom of this post, I wont blame you.

I'm not even sure where to begin. What the eff is happening. I don't care if you're over weight, homeless, or blind. There is NO need/reason/excuse that ANYONE should be out in public looking ANYTHING like the people above. And the sad reality, they are just a few out of MILLIONS of people wandering around our planet looking/living like this. There is NO way any of these people own mirrors. These people need to be put in rehab because there is obviously something wrong with them to think that any of these looks are acceptable, especially in public, even if it's even just to venture to Wal-Mart.

GET IT TOGETHER PEOPLE!!!

T-pain meets intervention

I can't even watch this video without wanting to take my life. But it's also one of the funniest video's I've watched in a while. It gets funnier the more times you watch it. In the original, it truly sounds like a wild animal. I strongly urge you to go youtube 'Best Cry Ever' and see for yourself. Until then, enjoy this bad motha' shut yo mouth

Random Fact.

Don't ask me how or why I found this out, but it's amazing. Here is your task:  Go to Google Maps, go to Directions. In A) put Japan and in B) type China and press enter. It will list the directions, but scroll down to direction 43. Please tell me this isn't the most amazing thing you've ever read! Am I going to tell you what it says on here? No. Go find out for yourself, it will be worth it!

ho ho home boi~~~

I don't even need to write why I posted this or comment on it. It speaks for itself. amen.

Ugly Mutha Suckas!!!

BAHhaHAhAhhahaahhA.......Ok, this is kind of rude, but it exists so I can't NOT comment on it lol

Sure, there are plenty of dating websites out there, plenty of fish, e harmony, etc. I'm not judging you if this  is where you have taken your dating life. I get it, sometimes it's hard to meet people in your area. But some GENIUS has made this website: http://www.theuglybugball.com  <--- THIS my dear friends, is a dating website, for UGLY people. WoW. WOW. wow. First of all, if you have to resort to this, rather than just a normal dating website, that is extremely sad. Second, if you consider yourSELF ugly, then you need some help...Dr. Phil, the Oprah show..I dunno.  I think this website is hilarious and I REALLY want to hear of some success stories from people matched up on it.

So if you are Ugly & Single, sign yourself up! Just make sure I get an invite to your Ugly wedding!

hoarders...

Ok, I'm not sure if the show 'Hoarders' has made hoarding popular, or what, but it's nasty and sickening. I can not comprehend how someone can live in floor to ceiling filth & garbage. While out for a walk today I saw THIS:  

Do people honestly live like this??? I just can't understand it! WOW!  Honestly, get your shiz together.

Bite Me Gently...

This post is in tribute to one of the greatest people I know. Real names will not be used in order to protect her 'Celebrity Status', so we will call her Shellburn...or Shelufagus..whatever rolls off the tongue (or finger tips) easier.  Shellburn is the friend that will always take it to the next level, but in a good way. She'll take it to what everyone else is thinking, but too scared to say it out loud.  From stories about 'carpet', to ro-gain, to being on your knees, she's told them all! Wouldn't trade this Home girl for nuttin'. But let me warn you, don't cross this chick or you'll regret it. Don't catch her with a migraine (so EVER) or she will knock a witch out!

To the one and only,  here's to another 50 years as Queen of the front desk ;)

ATTENTION SMOKERS: you stink. really. bad.

Ok, people smoke. It's a fact. All smoking is gross and makes you look like you just walked out of a trailer park. enough said. BUT, if you are going to smoke, there is NO need to smell like you were attacked by an ash tray and there is no need to force everyone else into smelling your smoke-smothered in cologne/purfume-smoke stench. I've met plenty of people who smoked who you would have no clue even knew what a cigarette was. This I can handle. But when you roll around in burnt tobacco and then want to sit all up close to someone on the bus, or lean over them at work, polluting their air with your rotting hockey gear like body odour, then you need to check yourself, before you wreck yourself!

take a bath and quit the cancer sticks. and do it yesterday.

that makes sense..

As we all know, the Old Spice commercials just keep getting better. This isn't the newest one, but it's my roommates favorite, so in honour of him, here is your laugh for the day.

doesn't look like the video above is working, but here is the link to watch it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnLN6DuHXPQ

getting slizzard..

This is my theme song right now..it's a pretty bumpin' song. At first I wanted to make fun of the amount of sunglasses being worn inside of the dark club...but then i thought, no, this song is da jam and they are rockin' their sunnies like it's nobodies business. So I retract my 'hating'.  The main girl in the video, in the red dress, is smokin! She makes up for any faults in the video.  From start to finish this song makes me want to be out partying with my friends, not giving a french toast what anyone else thinks, just living it up with maybe a stop at McDonalds on the way home. You all know you want one of those nights in your life again, don't deny. So if you hate this song, keep listening to it, it will grow on you. If you already love, power up.


like a G6.

The Sartorialist...

http://thesartorialist.blogspot.com/

So this is pretty much my favorite site ever. The Sartorialist (style guy) Travels around the world, sometimes with his wife, and pretty much blogs style where ever he sees it. Some of what you'll see on this site may not be everyones style, but it definitely is a great place for adventure & inspiration! Check it out !

last post for tonight..

enough hating from me..for tonight.

So Winter is approaching us..can't say i'm overly impressed, but it's life. Would I rather be somewhere nice and warm? of course, who wouldn't. But if we must rough it out, we might as well do it looking cool.

I've changed my hair style recently and have decided to tone down my 'over the top preppy style' as well. I think it's time for everyone to give themselves a style update. New season, new look, new lease on life.

I've decided to go for a much less 'put together' look. Rugged is cool...lots of browns and blues mixed together is looking pretty good right now. Just a kind of , 'i threw whatever i could find' on and i still look better than you. Mix casual with dressy with something out of the ordinary for your style. It'll look cool, I promise.

Men or Women, throw a plaid shirt or a loose fit T under a casual cardigan. Mix colors and textures. Dark jeans or a neutral casual pant mixed with a boot (dessert, leather, distressed) and throw on a dressy Peacoat/Trench and you're set. Maybe a cool scarf or some crazy glasses (sunny's or readers).

Well take what you want from it, but you wont regret trying something new.

chow chow mutha truckas!

Weave got a problem people!!!

Can someone please explain to me what the hell someone is doing going out in public with a nappy weave like this all up on their head? Does this girl not have friends? If she does, they hate her. If they had any respect for her, this girl would not be out where people can see her with a busted horse tail attached to her trying to play it off as hair. Ok enough about that. I approve of weaves, believe me, but people aren't supposed to know you are wearing one...please go back to the Ke$ha video you came out of and let the rest of us be at peace.

i don't need you and your brand new benz..

Ok Ke$h doggy dawg, let's be real. This garbage bag wearing ho bag has been 'famous' for about 5 minutes. What do you mean you don't need his brand new benz & u don't want love looking like diamonds? Unless you're a granola, which I'm sure she is, nobody is passing up the good life. Well, unless your ugly and dumb. Her song is called 'Sleazy' ....ummm? Was your nasty hair and those played out feather earrings not enough? Those were clear signs of your homelessness, but to name your song 'sleazy'? ..good one, now you're just trying too hard. For all you 'Ke$ha's' out there, you're not that cool. If you honestly just don't care and just want to do your own thing, thats fine, but when you're all in everyones grill trying to be like 'I don't care'...'I'm so different'....'I love being grunge'...get a life.

I'll run you over with my benz..whut whut

this is just the start....

Well after much consideration (ok, it was a super random decision), I decided to start the most amazing blog ever. Pretty much I will be rating the world. If you have a crappy music video,  if you are a stranger on the street, if your style sucks...watch out. Ok, just kidding, kind of. I wont be completely ruthless, but we'll see.